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Strong Boxes for Strong Spirits
The "Basic Script" - Feel Free to Embellish!
Customer: "What the heck is in THAT box over there?
Why is THAT bottle locked up behind bars?"
BARKEEP: "What... THIS? This bottle is locked up for YOUR protection.
I'm not certain YOU can handle the contents of THIS bottle.
Don't say you haven't been warned."
Jeppson's Malört - Bäsk Liqueur
Famously Difficult to Drink
The inspiration for the very first Monster Box!
Sized to hold an 11-1/2" bottle
$75 plus applicable shipping and handling
The Peat Monster - Tall Generic Box
Not EVERYONE's Cup of Tea
For that extra SPECIAL Scotch or maybe a "Peat Monster of the Month"
Sized to hold a tall 14" bottle
$75 plus applicable shipping and handling
Possible Explosive - Generic Box
100+ proof Whiskey is a Class 3 Flammable Liquid!
Inspired by military munitions boxes - Drink Safely!
Can be sized to hold either a standard 12" or a tall 14" bottle
$85 plus applicable shipping and handling
Extra materials and labor involved in constructing this one
Each Monster Box has a unique Serial Number on the bottom and can include the Name of the Bar
Testimonials
Kari's Bar - Seattle
"The Coolest Bar-Thing I Own!"The Whiskey Bar - Seattle
The Rosato Wedding - Fountain Valley
"Awesome! Has my Lagavulin 16 in it right now."
Each Box is Hand Crafted
Customization Available!
Each Monster Box is Unique due to variations in natural materials and available hardware
Custom Orders Welcome - Request a Quote
- Special Themes -
Absinthe - Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Specific Bottles - Measurements Required
Special Occasions - Weddings
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